Roger's Gay Taxi

Confessions of a taxi driver addicted to the 'Doctor', pizza and Cubs baseball in no particular order. Not just for women who can't have orgasms

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Chicks Dig Marxism-Leninism

I've always known this, but here's the proof:



Saturday, April 01, 2006

Cocks in Fox




Fox
Cocks
Box
Locks

Cocks in box.
Cocks in Fox.

Cocks in fox in socks in box.

Cocks in Fox on box on locks.

Chicks with clits come.
Chicks with Cocks come.
Chicks with clits and blocks and cocks come.

Look, sir. Look, sir. Mr. Knox, sir.
Let's do tricks with clits and cocks, sir.
Let's do tricks with chicks with cocks, sir.

First, I'll make a quick trick clit stack.
Then I'll make a quick trick cock stack.

You can make a quick trick chick stack.
You can make a quick clit cock stack.

And here's a new trick, Mr. Knox....
Cocks in chicks and clits on fox.
Cocks in Fox on bricks and blocks.
Clits and cocks on Knox on box.

Now we come to clits and cocks, sir.
Try to say this Mr. Knox, sir....

Cocks on fox tick.
Cocks on Knox tock.
Six sick bricks tick.
Six sick chicks lick.

Please, sir. I don't like this trick, sir.
My tongue isn't quick or slick, sir.
I get all those clits and cocks, sir,
mixed up with the chicks with cocks, sir.
I can't do it, Mr. Fox, sir.

I'm so sorry, Mr. Knox, sir.

The Freewheelin' Gay Taxi

The naked power of economic systems has existed since before the dawn of history, maybe extending back as far as the twilight before the history of the night before. These saucy historical epochs have lead many naive historians down the garden path of lust, sin and villainy (such as my historian friend that recently had the double appendectomy, the Irish Cow).

Historical incentives such as free soap, bonus french fries or sexual favors can make a trasty addition to an after-dinner mint, and make an interesting speculation as to the analysis of personal reflection in the Pan-Arab Post-Cheney Middle East.