The Freewheelin' Gay Taxi

The naked power of economic systems has existed since before the dawn of history, maybe extending back as far as the twilight before the history of the night before. These saucy historical epochs have lead many naive historians down the garden path of lust, sin and villainy (such as my historian friend that recently had the double appendectomy, the Irish Cow).

Historical incentives such as free soap, bonus french fries or sexual favors can make a trasty addition to an after-dinner mint, and make an interesting speculation as to the analysis of personal reflection in the Pan-Arab Post-Cheney Middle East.