Reader Mail: The Gay Leading teh Stupid
Dear Gay Roger,
I am a normal, hetero guy, maybe even super-hetero, just like you. I like nothing more than a good football game, a 15-pack of beer and a lesbian video going on in the background. I've had _lots_ of chicks (over four, if you count the heavy petting with my cousin when I was 15).
Anyway, my current girlfriend has an extra large clitoris. In fact, it's larger than my penis. I just thought I should write you to double check: If she fucks me up the ass with it, there is nothing gay about that, is there?
Yours,
Desperately Seeking Anal
Dear Desperately Seeking Anal,
No, unfortunately there's nothing gay about that. But you may have proven the existence of God.
I am a normal, hetero guy, maybe even super-hetero, just like you. I like nothing more than a good football game, a 15-pack of beer and a lesbian video going on in the background. I've had _lots_ of chicks (over four, if you count the heavy petting with my cousin when I was 15).
Anyway, my current girlfriend has an extra large clitoris. In fact, it's larger than my penis. I just thought I should write you to double check: If she fucks me up the ass with it, there is nothing gay about that, is there?
Yours,
Desperately Seeking Anal
Dear Desperately Seeking Anal,
No, unfortunately there's nothing gay about that. But you may have proven the existence of God.
4 Comments:
At 11:12 AM,
mrs larrysgal said…
Larry wants me to ask 'what is a clitoris and how do we get one?' Hahahahahahahahahaha. I told Larry, I said "Larry you wouldn't know what to do with an extra large clitoris if it came right down and smacked you on the head." It's so true. But Gay Roger I don't think what you're doing is gay since it does involve both a boy and a girl I'm pretty sure you're safe. Good thing you checked though.
At 3:41 PM,
stoopie said…
Um actually Mrs Larrysgal, tsk um um Gay Roger did not write the comment he merely responded to Desperately Seeking Anal, who is likely some poor helpless soul who desperately um needed Gay Roger's considered and um well reasoned advise. I um don't think you um appreciated the um tenor of this post.
Um Larry, the um clitoris is a small um bud like formation ("make mine a bud")(tee hee) situated where the top of the um inner vaginal lips meet. Normally it um um hides under a small hood of tsk skin (the um little man in the um boat) but when sexually aroused it expands and emerges blinking into the sunlight, or um moonlight if you prefer.
At 3:45 PM,
stoopie said…
Dear Gay Roger,
Um I am um of average um clitoral size, um tsk. Do men um find it attractive for um women to um have extra large clitoris'? Um if so what is the procedure for clitoral augmentation?
Yours,
Desperately trying to give anal
At 10:05 PM,
Dick Higgins said…
No, things in boys butts is gay. That was determined by science just after WWII. If you're going to accept a clit in your ass, for the love of god, use protection.
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