God invented the Japanese to Invent Cute

Are you familiar with Domo Kun, the cutest little monster from Japan?



God, I just love him so much. He helps me express my feelings of joy for the whole plush world.

Insatiable!

Let's get a few things straight - you don't get enough fiber. I do, so I'm going to set you motherfuckers straight on a few things. Bend over and get ready to take notes - there will be an exam afterwards in the men's room.

First, pussy pantywaists like you probably think "Metamucil" is the ticket. Well, you pathetic little pricks, the answer is NO. The correct answer is Citrucel. It clocks in at a suprising 2g of fiber, but that fiber works overtime you really give you the sense of that old SNL "Colon Blow" commercial. Speaking of Colon Blow, have a look at this.

You may not realize it, but most peoples' personality disorders are the result of toilet training disasters.


-currently playing:
George Michael, "I Want Your Sex"

Everything you say and do just breaks my heart in two

I don't know what the hell Janet's been talking about. Last time I had Larry in the cab (like, uh, two nights ago) I can verify that he was certainly wearing a thong. Real nice number inspired by the American flag. No flag or bra burning for us chauffeur's licensees!

Ass has been problematic. Have got to either go easy or accelerate the anal massage.

By the way, peeps, I think I found the best blog ever. But her other one is just as good. She's surrounded by gay. Even better than Angie's!