Roger's Gay Taxi

Confessions of a taxi driver addicted to the 'Doctor', pizza and Cubs baseball in no particular order. Not just for women who can't have orgasms

Wednesday, December 08, 2004

Insatiable!

Let's get a few things straight - you don't get enough fiber. I do, so I'm going to set you motherfuckers straight on a few things. Bend over and get ready to take notes - there will be an exam afterwards in the men's room.

First, pussy pantywaists like you probably think "Metamucil" is the ticket. Well, you pathetic little pricks, the answer is NO. The correct answer is Citrucel. It clocks in at a suprising 2g of fiber, but that fiber works overtime you really give you the sense of that old SNL "Colon Blow" commercial. Speaking of Colon Blow, have a look at this.

You may not realize it, but most peoples' personality disorders are the result of toilet training disasters.


-currently playing:
George Michael, "I Want Your Sex"

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