Everything you say and do just breaks my heart in two

I don't know what the hell Janet's been talking about. Last time I had Larry in the cab (like, uh, two nights ago) I can verify that he was certainly wearing a thong. Real nice number inspired by the American flag. No flag or bra burning for us chauffeur's licensees!

Ass has been problematic. Have got to either go easy or accelerate the anal massage.

By the way, peeps, I think I found the best blog ever. But her other one is just as good. She's surrounded by gay. Even better than Angie's!