I like my car racing ...Gay.

As much as it pains me to admit it, Mookah was entirely right in the comments the other day. NASCAR is fully gay. I offer two examples:

"NASCAR fans Can't Decide If Latest Daytona 500 Win Makes Jeff Gordon More of a Homo or Less of a Homo" - Link

and of course, the mother of all gay racing sites, Gaytona.com

My Taxi is Gay!

I'm not surprising anyone here, anymore. Maybe poor lil' 'ol innocent Coot... nah, maybe not.

Speakin' of the old Devil herself, she turned me on to a cute little Meme. I think she meant Meems because maybe Miss Meems thought it up, but then again, I'm not really sure. The point is, you ask yourself these questions, fill up your blog with the answers, then everyone fills up your comments and their blogs with their answers and their responses to your answers. So it's like a big cluster-fuck, or a circle jerk, or some kind of something where everyone comes all over everybody else. While they're thinking about themselves. You know, been there, done that.

Favorite sexual positions
1. Bottom (face up)
2. Bottom (face down)
3. Seated on toilet (Blumpkin)
4. Dental Chair

Four Historical Monuments You've had Sex On
1. Steps of Old Capitol (It's an Iowa City rite of passage)
2. Sidewalk in front of the Biograph Theater. John Dillinger and I have a LOT in common.
3. Johnson County Jail. I don't want to talk about this one. But in retrospect, I learned a lot - thanks for the education, Lonny!
4.Coralville
5.-This one is more with than on but a facial ends up as on, so... Facial on the Black Angel. This was pretty hard to achieve and involved a pretty lengthy stepladder and Skippy providing support and KY.

Favorite Place to Have Sex
1. In the butt

Retrograde down the Roger-Wilco Chocolate Highway

Thanks to all my family, friends, school-mates, cabbies, professors, and tricks for all the cards and letters you sent. I was all shook-up for a while, kind of like a bottle of coke.

I was free-wheeling with the Doors the other night, as I have wont to do every 6 months or so, but then my friend "the Himmler" told me that Jim Morrison just wasn't cool. Look, my friend is cool, not because of his German-reminding-me-of-Nazi-fantasies-name (although that doesn't hurt, per se), but because of his sensibilities. Like Jane Austen, what with all the foppish dandery and whatnot. To give you the full picture, I'm talking about crudité, although you all know damned well I can't eat raw broccoli.

So it always kind of hurts when a friend has to set you "straight". In the cab, I always say "forward, never straight!" and sometimes get the oddest looks from my fraternity/sorority clientele, who, very much like the "Mr. Show" sketch about the heavy metal band, don't realize the extent of their own rampant homosexuality.

But speaking of homosexuality: I need to set Pooter straight, (sic): I know all the arguments about football being gay, and becaues of my deep-seated love for Fran Tarkenton I have to reject them. If football is gay, then what are the cheerleaders doing there? Just watching? Watching men on men? And then watching each other? so it's kind of a dual-homo thing... but if America's most macho symbol of male sexuality is so homo, then you're saying...

Oh, I get it.

Never mind. There is nothing more gay than American Football, except American Football with Chaps.!!!!