Gay Cabbie Asserts Rights, Sexuality
IOWA CITY (Agence France Presse)
Bisexual/Macho/Gay Taxi Driver Roger B. issued a press release today outlining his plans for a "revised sexuality" in the Johnson County area, as well as several "modifications" intended to "differentiate the tri-county area" from the policies of "Bible-Biting Bastards" and "Homophobic Hate-Mongers" as well as "Dried-Up Republican Twats" and all those unfriendly to Lesbians or having sexual encounters in bathrooms.
"First off, any dwelling with a 'the 49' sign in its yard is immediately and until further notice appropriated as a 24-hour Sexual Center. Local residents are required to spend 4 hours out of every 72 hours at said Sexual Center and while there are required to have sexual encounters for the duration of their stay."
"Secondly, sexual self-expression is now regarded as the number one civic duty of local citizens. That, and getting loaded."
"Freedom of expression does not necessarily mean allowing people to have sex with animals," Bradley stated. "But it might."
Bisexual/Macho/Gay Taxi Driver Roger B. issued a press release today outlining his plans for a "revised sexuality" in the Johnson County area, as well as several "modifications" intended to "differentiate the tri-county area" from the policies of "Bible-Biting Bastards" and "Homophobic Hate-Mongers" as well as "Dried-Up Republican Twats" and all those unfriendly to Lesbians or having sexual encounters in bathrooms.
"First off, any dwelling with a 'the 49' sign in its yard is immediately and until further notice appropriated as a 24-hour Sexual Center. Local residents are required to spend 4 hours out of every 72 hours at said Sexual Center and while there are required to have sexual encounters for the duration of their stay."
"Secondly, sexual self-expression is now regarded as the number one civic duty of local citizens. That, and getting loaded."
"Freedom of expression does not necessarily mean allowing people to have sex with animals," Bradley stated. "But it might."
2 Comments:
At 2:05 PM,
Cootersnack said…
Roger, can we go too with that woman you left the voicemails to? I hear that she has to pay some attention to me, and you know how much I like attention.By the way, am I so fucking hot too?
At 2:08 PM,
Roger said…
Yes to both, Angie, my little center of hotness attention. Just leave me a few minutes alone with Gree to talk about history.
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