Charles Nelson Reilly - Folk Hero

Submit to Cooter

Dear Gay Roger,

Thanks for the really gay blog. No one likes lesbians as much as you do (except for maybe other lesbians, and if you're right, they like men too, but they're just shy around them).

I was just wondering - I have a really hot web site (http://cootersnack.blogspot.com) where I talk about things, like my hot ass. Of course, I'm into BDS&M, so I was thinking that I would like a "submit" button on my website so my fans could submit to me a whole lot. I don't know much about web pages though. Could you help me out?

Yours,

Cooter


Gee Coot, I don't know, but I'll look into it. I've been working on my research paper which I'll be posting here shortly. Meantime, try this on for size.

Gay Bulgarian Soccer Scandal Adds Goat to Mix. God, I miss Fran Tarkenton.

Just keeping you up to date on the gay Bulgarian soccer scandal. They have added a goat to the story, which makes it all the more special.

It reminds me of growing up in Manchester, before we had learned prohibitions and discrimination. Everything was equal on the farm, and everything was equally fuckable.

All Your Buttsecks are Belong To Me

Say, do you ever take the time to take an interest in Buttsecks?

Because as you know, I am a master, and do recommend it.