Goutsexy

In celebration of my hot condition and in homage to the sexy sonsgter from Minneapolis, I'm announcing today that my next album will be called Goutsexy. Just imagine me on the cover instead of Prince.

Oddly enough, it seems that increased sexual activity reduced uric acid levels in men. Makes me wonder how bad my condition would be if I had a normal amount of sex instead of the maniacal amount that I do for work.