Car. Number 1: The Derriere Guarde

Ladies and Lesbians, I present the first in a 72 part series dedicated to the cars of sex, those automobiles which, much like vibrators, have made a technological impact upon the very fabric of our cultural sexuality.

Cars today are all about "safe this" and "airbag that" and "RUAS hygiene shield." Enough already!

Part of the allure of having sex in a Ford Pinto was the potential danger of an explosive rear-ending. I have heard the gas tank could blow up as well.