Vive la revolution Quailtard!

A "quailtard" may best be defined as a small domesticated fowl, lacking any survival skills whatsoever, bred for its own destruction by its release from captivity moments before being killed at the hands of bourgeois businessmen or politicians with guns.

The "clever" or "outwitting" Quailtard is capable of flying up between these suburban "warriors" inciting them to discharge their weapons in each others' general direction. These most dangerous of Quailtard are the scourge of corporate boardrooms and smoke-filled political pork-barrel parties across the nation.

P.S. What's so wrong with shooting a load in your friend's face? Haven't we all done that at one time or another?

P.P.S. The similarity to the former V.P. is just gravy.