Roger's Gay Taxi

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Monday, August 29, 2005

Because when you save yourself for marriage, the Terrorists have already won

I think the above title speaks for itself; just in case you have a hard time figuring it out, let's review:

1. The terrorists don't like premarital sex. They think it will send you to hell. But if you don't sin, then you get to have sex with virgins in Paradise later, after you've killed a bunch of infidels. That is just so fucked up.
2. Sex with virgins is over-rated. I prefer a more experienced hand if you know what I mean.
3. America is all about freedom. That's why G.W. loves "freedom" so much.
4. Freedom of anything has to include freedom of sexuality. Just look at Cheney's daughter, and wife!
5. Some consider Catholicism a Christian religion, and they Explicitly endorse non-marital relations between priests and just about anybody so long as they're not a woman. But I think they prefer virgins too. Still fucked up.
6. Is it any wonder Tom Cruise is "in love" with a woman that won't have sex with him? Hmmmmmmm ...
7. Control of women's bodies and reproduction is SO first two millenia.

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