I Just Love Queer Beer
...but never when I'm driving the cab.
News reports come from Switzerland of a new, gay lager called Queer Beer. Unfortunately, they don't show what the label looks like. I wonder whether they're going to go for the triangle, or not, or the rainbow, or whatever. Remember when the rainbow used to mean pan-Africanism? But I digress.
This reminds me of my idea from the 80s for a beer called "Iowa Homophobe", that would be served in a really phallic shaped bottle. There was something about the thought of rednecks putting it to their lips that appealed to me at the time, and still does. Plus, I had a deal with some of Janet's beer distributor friends and we were going to get it in at least 4 places in Cedar County (the Valley, Cedar Bluff, Herb and Lou's, and the Presidential Motor Lounge), but then Janet started bartending in Johnson County and everything fell through.
News reports come from Switzerland of a new, gay lager called Queer Beer. Unfortunately, they don't show what the label looks like. I wonder whether they're going to go for the triangle, or not, or the rainbow, or whatever. Remember when the rainbow used to mean pan-Africanism? But I digress.
This reminds me of my idea from the 80s for a beer called "Iowa Homophobe", that would be served in a really phallic shaped bottle. There was something about the thought of rednecks putting it to their lips that appealed to me at the time, and still does. Plus, I had a deal with some of Janet's beer distributor friends and we were going to get it in at least 4 places in Cedar County (the Valley, Cedar Bluff, Herb and Lou's, and the Presidential Motor Lounge), but then Janet started bartending in Johnson County and everything fell through.
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