Death to the fascist insect that preys upon the life of the people

Some people give the Symbionese Liberation Army a bum rap despite the fact that both retro 70's culture and terrorism are so hip now. So instead of dwelling on the downside, let's try to look on the sunny one. Why be a Negative Nancy when you can be a Frivolous Fran?

So in the spirit of the revolution, here is my favorite SLA recipe - rumored to be a favorite of Che Guevara's! (Plus, it helps keep you regular)

Patty Hearst's Oatmeal Pie
1 cup rolled oats
1 cup corn syrup
1/4 cup butter
3 eggs
1 cup sugar
cinnamon
cloves
nutmeg
pinch salt
pie crust

Cream butter and sugar together. Add eggs, and seasoning (to taste), corn syrup, and then the oatmeal. Stir well, place in pie crust. Bake at 350 for about an hour. Serve while warm with ice cream if you can.