Christmas for Hitler, and Germany
On the streets people call you a foxy girl
Me I'm loose like a golden goose, you can have my juice
-Marc Bolan (T. Rex)"Electric Slim and the Factory Hen"
As Christmas time approaches I don't want to make the same mistakes I've made in previous years. I am sick to death of seeing that ghost of Christmas Present, that old fucker of Christmases Past, etc., etc. And Tiny Tim can tiptoe through the tulips with or without his crutches for all I care.
So this year I want to be your personal, juicy Christmas goose. And if you want me to be as tender and accomodating as I know you want me to be, then you're going to gift me some bling. And lest we make any mistakes, I thought I'd offer up a few suggestions. (By the way, I'm also registered under "Donner Party" at Target).
For example,this shirt says a lot of what I'm about. Also, the walls have been bare since the last roommate moved out so some posters might be nice. (Man, I love that store. Just look at one of the customer reviews: "I always give my kids poster art for gifts. I naked nude men think they love it so much because it never wears out. Every morning they get up and it's just as good as the day before. Especially with sports posters of their favorite football teams. I even had their favorite bands like blink 182 and some p diddy posters framed for them. Britney spears would even look good on my wall homoerotic men male naked nude art posters prints sculpture. ")
Anyway, either that or some reading material, or some other reading material.
Or maybe a a thong. Whatever blows your skirt up.
Me I'm loose like a golden goose, you can have my juice
-Marc Bolan (T. Rex)"Electric Slim and the Factory Hen"
As Christmas time approaches I don't want to make the same mistakes I've made in previous years. I am sick to death of seeing that ghost of Christmas Present, that old fucker of Christmases Past, etc., etc. And Tiny Tim can tiptoe through the tulips with or without his crutches for all I care.
So this year I want to be your personal, juicy Christmas goose. And if you want me to be as tender and accomodating as I know you want me to be, then you're going to gift me some bling. And lest we make any mistakes, I thought I'd offer up a few suggestions. (By the way, I'm also registered under "Donner Party" at Target).
For example,this shirt says a lot of what I'm about. Also, the walls have been bare since the last roommate moved out so some posters might be nice. (Man, I love that store. Just look at one of the customer reviews: "I always give my kids poster art for gifts. I naked nude men think they love it so much because it never wears out. Every morning they get up and it's just as good as the day before. Especially with sports posters of their favorite football teams. I even had their favorite bands like blink 182 and some p diddy posters framed for them. Britney spears would even look good on my wall homoerotic men male naked nude art posters prints sculpture. ")
Anyway, either that or some reading material, or some other reading material.
Or maybe a a thong. Whatever blows your skirt up.
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