Bareback Mountain
It's not enough that that new upstart cab company (the competition) has new Toyota Scions and Matrixes and Camrys, but the damned CEC Theaters just won't bring "Bareback Mountain" to town. "Discrimination!" I cry. Why can't we see a couple smelly cowboys share a sleeping bag, and much more, out in the Old West? Why, God, why not?
The only way I've been able to bear the interminable wait is by listening to Kenny Chesney CDs non-stop in the cab. Renee Zellweger sure didn't know what she had her hands on, now, did she? (Hint: shaving or waxing off all your body hair is practiced by less than 1% of heterosexual males).
The only way I've been able to bear the interminable wait is by listening to Kenny Chesney CDs non-stop in the cab. Renee Zellweger sure didn't know what she had her hands on, now, did she? (Hint: shaving or waxing off all your body hair is practiced by less than 1% of heterosexual males).
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