What's More Sexy than Football?

Hockey! Does anyone else see a Swedish version of Law and Order: Special Victims Unit in the offing?

Speaking of Law and Order, calls out to anyone else out there with a Jerry Orbach fantasy like me.

In my fantasy, I'm a NYC cabbie. But I'm not fresh meat—I'm a seasoned driver. I know Manhattan and the five boroughs like I know Holland Tunnel hand-jobs.

It's a cold, wet winter night and Briscoe is on assignment. Jack McCoy has been giving him a hard time, Internal Affairs is pissed off, and he's been given a bunch of grief by one of his ex-wives. He's investigating the murder of an illegal Russian Doctor/prostitute who is in with the Russian mob and is possibly the murderer of someone in the Chinese mafia, in a plot involving African blood diamonds, a pedophile commedian, and the Westminster Dog Show.

Anyway, I pick him up in the cab and he's hungry, so we stop by a wonderful NYC deli and get something incredibly greasy and delicious. As he pays me when I drop him off at the crime scene, his hand brushes mine and our eyes lock-

I gotta go...