God's Lonely Man
Oftentimes when you're driving the dirty streets of this city, you welcome the rain. On the dry nights, you dream about it. Something clean and pure to wash the filth down the sewer...
But then I stop myself. What's wrong with filth? Maybe our culture has poisoned us into believing artificial fragrances and FDS are more real than real. Personally, I have nothing against the smell of ass, but then I grew up in Manchester. In fact, the rectal thermometer is one of our great achievements.
By the way, contrary to what Angie says, I have never had an affair with her retarded, hot half-brother Spackle. I'm just intrigued by the name.
I'm not sure if it's true, but the rumors on the street are that Angie and Spackle are not just half-brother and half-sister, but formerly conjoined twins, and the reason for his mental incapacity is the unusual occurrence of Angie having eaten part of his brain in utero. I guess she does have pretty good choppers.
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Analog Pussy, "Come over here and be a man"
But then I stop myself. What's wrong with filth? Maybe our culture has poisoned us into believing artificial fragrances and FDS are more real than real. Personally, I have nothing against the smell of ass, but then I grew up in Manchester. In fact, the rectal thermometer is one of our great achievements.
By the way, contrary to what Angie says, I have never had an affair with her retarded, hot half-brother Spackle. I'm just intrigued by the name.
I'm not sure if it's true, but the rumors on the street are that Angie and Spackle are not just half-brother and half-sister, but formerly conjoined twins, and the reason for his mental incapacity is the unusual occurrence of Angie having eaten part of his brain in utero. I guess she does have pretty good choppers.
Now Playing:
Analog Pussy, "Come over here and be a man"
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