tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7128465.post114833864255949347..comments2007-02-27T15:56:25.859-06:00Rogerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03196858507179915424noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7128465.post-1148396688253778502006-05-23T10:04:00.000-05:002006-05-23T10:04:00.000-05:00My ex fiancé of 11 3/4 years, Kalvin, had a Ram Charger and that would have been good for having sex in, except that Kalvin never really wanted to ever have sex, but the suspension was good, lots of leg room, and plenty of head room. We could do about any sex position imaginable in the Ram charger if we’d had sex in it. But for cars that I’ve had sex in Larry’s caddy is good, plush seats, landau top, anti-lock brakes, except for that one time we got wedged between the steering wheel and I kept hitting the horn with my butt, and we woke all the neighbors up, we just have to remember to get into the back seat next time. Larry’s caddy reminds me of Randy’s brother’s old monte carlo, now that was nice ride, automatic everything, power steering, vinyl seats. Well the vinyl seats weren’t all that great, I know easy to clean up afterwards, ladies, but they did cause some nasty friction burns. Randy’s brother’s car also had a kick ass 8 track tape player, and he kept a pony keg in the trunk, talk about party on wheels, what a car. I tried to have sex with Tiny in his rabbit, no no the rabbit didn’t die hahahahahahaha, but I kept getting rammed by the seatbelt buckle, it got to the point I wasn’t sure which was Tiny and which was the buckle. I was sooooo drunk. Then Tiny’s foot kept getting cramped up and he was shaking it out and kept turning on the dome light. I’d never been to a disco, but remembered thinking it was probably just like that.<BR/><BR/>Sex in a car is a good thing. Making mad, glorious love making in the great outdoors is always a big exciting thrill it’s not at all cheap and trashy like everyone else says.<BR/><BR/>I didn’t mention the double sleeper in Larry’s rig, that’s not really like having sex in a car, well it is and it isn’t, yes it’s a car, well a truck really, but it’s really like a bed, and it’s exciting and all, sex is always exciting with Larry bear, but it’s not that great outdoors kind of exciting, the bed has sheets on it and everything, so I just don’t think it’s the same as sex in a regular car car, you know?mrs larrysgalhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05896716356394671881noreply@blogger.com